One Eye. Zero Quacks. T-Shirt
One Eye. Zero Quacks. T-Shirt
One eye. Zero quacks given.
This gloriously unimpressed goose has officially entered his pirate era — complete with a black eye patch, blue polka-dot bandana, and absolutely no interest in anyone’s opinion.
Featuring a vintage black-and-white illustrated style with just a pop of blue, the One Eye. Zero Quacks. tee is equal parts ridiculous, sassy, and oddly adorable.
Details:
- Vintage-inspired goose illustration
- “ONE EYE. ZERO QUACKS.” design
- Black & gray artwork with blue bandana accent
- Small coordinating eyepatch goose design on the front
- Large statement design on the back
- Soft, comfortable everyday tee
- Unisex fit
- Available in multiple colors and sizes
- Printed to order
Perfect for goose lovers, eye patch wearers, eye surgery recovery gifts, accidental pirates, or anyone currently operating with approximately zero quacks left to give.
One eye. Zero quacks. Maximum attitude. 🪿🏴☠️
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz)
- Side seams, ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Detailed front chest and large back DTF/DTG printed design
- Tear-away label for comfort; REACH certified materials
- Available in blended heathers with specified cotton/polyester mixes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean