One Eye. Zero Honks. T-Shirt
One Eye. Zero Honks. T-Shirt
One eye. Zero honks given.
This gloriously unimpressed goose has officially entered his pirate era — complete with a black eye patch, blue polka-dot bandana, and absolutely no patience left for anyone’s nonsense.
Featuring vintage-inspired black-and-white artwork with just a pop of blue, the One Eye. Zero Honks. tee is equal parts sassy, ridiculous, and weirdly adorable.
Details:
- Vintage-inspired goose illustration
- “ONE EYE. ZERO HONKS.” design
- Black & gray artwork with blue bandana accent
- Small coordinating eyepatch goose design on the front
- Large statement design on the back
- Soft, comfortable everyday tee
- Unisex fit
- Available in multiple colors and sizes
- Printed to order
Perfect for goose lovers, eye patch wearers, eye surgery recovery gifts, accidental pirates, or anyone currently operating with exactly zero honks left to give.
One eye. Zero honks. Maximum attitude. 🪿🏴☠️
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 142 g/m²) for breathability and soft hand-feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline; side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Small chest emblem and large back illustration: detailed, crisp prints using DTF/DTG methods
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified and FLA/WRAP ethical manufacturing
- Color-specific fabric blends for heathered tones (variations include cotton/poly blends)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean